Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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I'm bad at photoshop but maybe something like this

I'd totally not buy one because I don't have enough money

look at their ears!

I missed this at the time, but whut?

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2019-10/click-pray-rosary-smart-digital-device-world-peace.html

The "Click to Pray eRosary", a smart wearable rosary

That links up to "“Click To Pray”, the official prayer app of the Pope"

Apparently god is now really into the internet of things

This looks cool

The Mido Ocean Star Decompression Timer 1961 Limited Edition

It's got a funky multicoloured diving decompression table on the dial

I have no idea how to use a decompression table but it's funky

https://www.midowatches.com/en/swiss-watches-collections/sport-watch-ocean-star/ocean-star-decompression-timer-1961-limited-edition-m0268071105100

Someone buy me this please

https://givergy.uk/revorakecovid19/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=14

It's the prototype model for the Sinn 155 "Dark Star"

If you're concerned you don't have enough... "bling" as I believe the kids say, then Seiko have these in their Seiko 5 lineup now

SRPE71K1, SRPE72K1, and SRPE74K1

In silver, rose gold, and yellow gold finishes respectively

Cost just under £300

Two limited edition Seiko chronographs for SEGA's 60th anniversary

Quartz, 38mm case, under 10mm thick

They're JDM only, the silver is limited to 800 pieces, the black limited to 400, costs around $550

https://timeandtidewatches.com/seiko-sega-watch-review-pricing-availability/

Have I talked about these yet?

The Nivada Grenchen Chronomaster Aviator Sea Diver

Nivada was hit hard by the quartz crisis but it's being brought back by a few industry pros, this is one of two lines they're starting with

38.3mm case size, available with manual-wind or automatic movements, 100m water resistance, super useful count-up and 12-hour bezel

Just a good vintage-sized tool watch, and fairly reasonably priced for a mechanical chrono

https://nivadagrenchenofficial.com/collections/casd

Ooh, new Seiko 5s

40mm case, no bezel

https://wornandwound.com/new-watches-in-the-seiko-5-sports-collection-lose-the-dive-bezel-with-their-latest-update

Not 100% sure on them, they feel like they should be field watches but still have the very dive watch styled indices. Bit like the BB41 in that respect but I suspect they'll grow on me

hedgehog!

"Dominic Cummings cutout appears at rugby league match in Australia"

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/29/dominic-cummings-cutout-appears-at-rugby-league-match-in-sydney-australia

we put out a bowl of some roast chicken for one of our cats and looked around later AND A HEDGEHOG WAS EATING IT!

tony hawk's pro skate

In watches certain combinations of colours on the bezel have names

A "pepsi" bezel is red and blue, "coke" is red and black, and "root beer" is brown and black

I want a bepis bezel but Rolex are cowards!

well this is about as good value as I can call a watch that costs 4 figures

Case by Voutilainen, guilloche dial, thermally blued hands and applied breguet markers (on two of the models), and a customised hand-finished movement

For under 3.000€

https://monochrome-watches.com/ophion-oph-786-velos-accessible-high-end-watch-review-price/

Well this is... interesting

Bamford Watch Department X Badgerworks TAG Heuer Carrera Calibre 5 with Coffee Dial

That's not "coffee coloured" dial, they made the actual dial out of actual coffee

https://www.bamfordwatchdepartment.com/?product=limited-edition-bwd-x-blackbadger-coffee-dial-tag-heuer-carrera-calibre-5

this is a very lorge hedgehog

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Ooh, shiny, new Seiko Prospex watches

Two tunas, two arnies, all in the "street" lineup

https://www.fratellowatches.com/meet-the-seiko-prospex-urban-safari-watches/

I do like the concept of the arnie but my wrists aren't anywhere near big enough to support a 47.whatever mm case size