Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I... no

https://www.invictawatch.com/collection/sponge-bob

I mean, look at this bullshit, it's a lenovo thinkpad something something and they put a proprietary port on the side for connecting a special ethernet adapter

JUST MAKE IT A FEW MIL THICKER AND PUT A PROPER PORT ON THERE YOU BASTARDS

This is the Setun computer

It was developed in 1958 at Moscow State University

It used ternary logic with a balanced ternary numeral system (which is to say, -1, 0, 1)

basically: NON BINARY COMPUTER FOR NONBINARY DAY!

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should have posted this yesterday really but here's one of the worst things I've seen

I'm getting sent pictures of frogs on dappervolk, have some frogs

LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT!

They're a Floral Mantid! They're called Dreams!

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Well done to the pub formerly known as the Colston Arms

Wario would totally wear a mustard yellow Casio F-91W on a purple NATO

pic of exactly that combination on someone's wrist found on reddit

Now these are exceedingly my kinda thing

on the left, the new Yema Flygraph Pilot, which looks more field-y than pilot-y personally but quite cool, 39mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, $690 on leather or canvas strap

on the right, the limited edition (1,000 pieces) Yema Superman 63, in 39 or 41mm, sellita sw200 movement, 300m water resist, with a rather nice sapphire bezel with Yema's bezel lock mechanism, $1199 on the bracelet, $1049 on leather or tropic strap

in dappervolk, with a minimum of effort, your avatar can be covered in gay snails

10/10 game

Oh now this is interesting

A special very limited edition Chanel J12 for the twentieth anniversary of the model

First watch ever made with a full sapphire bracelet

Also the case is sapphire, the dial is sapphire, and the base plate and main bridges of the movement are sapphire

reggie managed to find a nice shady bit

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I'm bad at photoshop but maybe something like this

I'd totally not buy one because I don't have enough money

look at their ears!

I missed this at the time, but whut?

https://www.vaticannews.va/en/vatican-city/news/2019-10/click-pray-rosary-smart-digital-device-world-peace.html

The "Click to Pray eRosary", a smart wearable rosary

That links up to "“Click To Pray”, the official prayer app of the Pope"

Apparently god is now really into the internet of things

This looks cool

The Mido Ocean Star Decompression Timer 1961 Limited Edition

It's got a funky multicoloured diving decompression table on the dial

I have no idea how to use a decompression table but it's funky

https://www.midowatches.com/en/swiss-watches-collections/sport-watch-ocean-star/ocean-star-decompression-timer-1961-limited-edition-m0268071105100

Someone buy me this please

https://givergy.uk/revorakecovid19/?controller=lots&action=showLot&id=14

It's the prototype model for the Sinn 155 "Dark Star"