Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bulgari have a new version of the Serpenti Tubogas in three colour gold

It looks like a snek 🐍

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/bulgari-serpenti-tubogas-three-gold-introducing

Piaget have done it again, new record for the world's thinnest mechanical watch

2mm thick

Yep, 2mm

I have watch straps thicker than that entire watch

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/piaget-altiplano-ultimate-concept-introducing

Still getting them 256 high quality bytes per month from @SuricrasiaOnline

It's a bad vulnerability, but the logo for Spectre is really cute

Spot is a good doggo

Mensch on a bench

Seriously

This is an actual thing they sell

Oh Verhofstadt, never change

...I need this

I have just come across the perfect watch for a @squirrel

https://g-shock.co.uk/product?v=DW-5600TB-6ER

MOTORISED BEDS

This is the daft sod that's our .5 of a cat (out of 7.5 total)

He's not ours, but he very often comes in for food and scritches

It's the first time he's come in and sat on the sofa

Christmas decoration status: done

As expected (as I was professionally diagnosed a while back), I'm aspie as fuuuuuuuck

hello

(very badly drawn, you try drawing with a thinkpad nub mousey thing)

Octopus has acquired a new laptop! (and terrible lighting)

Shopping bags not TACTICOOL enough for you?

Try the new OctoTac Elite Grocery Carrier, with 24 feet of paracord!

Alternatively, this is what happens when I'm bored, find some bag handles uncomfortable, and remember I have an obscene amount of cordage in a cupboard for some reason

Just appalling safety standards on this railway

Fizziwig found a box!

GRITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY YELLOW ANTI-SLIP MACHINEY

consider: anteaters