Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel what if lots and lots of fibre optics with one of those little coloured wheels like in those ufo lamps that were popular like a decade ago?

ALL COLOUR CHANGEY AND STUFF!

@noelle okay yeah, I'm probably not quite appreciating how little these people think things through

@noelle also, if you completely ignore all of that and the fact that vaccines don't cause autism:

Would you prefer your kid to be somewhere on the autistic spectrum or fucking dead?

@noelle they had fun writing that one

Heard the Chinese broadcaster for it was censoring all the "gay bits"

Is there anything left of eurovision after that?

@djsundog @sydneyfalk @squirrel ooh, this one smells of pine when you're printing with it https://www.proto-pasta.com/collections/special-limited/products/aromatic-pine-htpla-2017-special-edition?variant=11431434244

@sydneyfalk @squirrel oh yeah, all kinds of 3d printing filament

transparent, glow in the dark, wood, colour changing, metal, and a whole lot besides

@squirrel @sydneyfalk seconded

I want a transparent-cased laptop like what Dade gets in Hackers

@vantablack badwitch (bad sandwich)?

@soza 1:1

Maybe higher

@squirrel I think there might be something in gnome-tweak-tool to do that?

Otherwise, not without a massive ball-ache of a time

@squirrel YOU ROBOT!

@noelle who was it? We might have just found Kanye West's masto account

Oh now this might be a good idea for some systems

https://github.com/square/sudo_pair

It's a plugin for sudo that requires another person to authorise and monitor sudo sessions

@Jo on the outside

on a longer than required chain

while the cart's moving quickly

@colon_three I love owls

They have this wonderful way of constantly looking sick of your shit