Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@squirrel I'll get you some more
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software
"Minimum recommended hardware" is only a recommendation
Half the time the software will still work with lower-spec hardware
Maybe it'll be a bit slower, but it won't cause your computer to explode or anything
@squirrel obviously it's because you're a magic squobit
livetoots take
@squirrel oh god yeah, I have a feeling I'll be filtering those out
Sam the Octopus
boosted
Every time I read "our software is lightweight! It only uses 1GB of RAM!" I can feel my joints creak a little more.
alcohol
Ooh, Bulleit Bourbon for 16 quid on amazon, don't mind if I do
Sam the Octopus
boosted
@puppy@chitter.xyz the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
Microsoft announces first new feature to be added to github after their acquisition
remember when forum threads with lots of images would have "56K WARNING" in the title
@squirrel (also, in fact, a jpeg)
@squirrel aaaaaaaa cute maple!
@soft_chomps@glitch.social ...was the man or the FBI agent doing the backflip?
OH SHIT
@squirrel should totally have a gophersite up and running
that would totally be on-brand for a small fluffy critter
maybe brutaldon could be modified to use gopher
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
