Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel *HUG*

@squirrel purp

@twitter@mastodon.technology @Jo there's a bit of a difference between those things

"man steals aircraft carrier" would be even more awesome a story

Oh, also if you look at your smart watch while driving that counts under the same laws as using your phone while driving

http://www.businessinsider.com/apple-watch-wearer-guilty-distracted-driving-2018-6

Non-smart watches don't have that issue

With the release of watchOS 5 the first version of the apple watch (including the $17,000 gold editions of it) is officially obsolete

They'll still function as is but they won't receive any updates and may not work with new phones

To all those people who spent $17,000 on a watch that's now obsolete rather than on a non-smart watch that'll last damn near forever, sucks to be you

@squirrel I don't have an fa account so comment is here

YAY IT'S THE MAPLE!

@squirrel computer is good

@squirrel I can understand that

I don't want to lose a limb, but if I did I'd totally have the most bitchin' prosthetic I can come up with

@squirrel yay!

*gives bun treats to bun*

@squirrel

@squirrel hooray!

@squirrel I have no idea but it's incredibly tempting to give them a call

@squirrel have to sponsor Oxford United again

@squirrel think it might be a company called CompuCom in Dallas

@mawr it really would have been wonderful

A 1982 commercial for "WangNet"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCj5Xqukhg