Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@squirrel oh wait, that reference was from the 60's

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Prisoner

@squirrel I am not a number! I am a free man!

Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/leica-watch-l1-l2-introducing

And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision

Actual footage of @squirrel helping to make pasta sauce by peeling the garlic

@Siphonay@octodon.social odd features in general... hmm... English, definitely English

Bloody confusing grammar, bizarre mish-mash of various other languages

Yeah, English is pretty weird

@a_breakin_glass @noelle yeah, ancient greece is like, 800BCE to 600CE on the wider definitions, that's still mostly before Jesus was a thing and it took a while for the christianisation of the whole place

@noelle ancient greece...

as in the ancient greece that existed primarily in years commonly referred to with "BC" slapped on the end...

was christian...

bloody hell.

@matt what? no!

It's not their fault they were created to further a terrible business model

Take them to a nice place out in the countryside so they can play with their friends and be rehabilitated

@squirrel blop!

I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setun

@squirrel chan's fuck-up hour: come for the video games, stay to watch her hope slowly fade away while playing an indescribably bad Dilbert game

@rey that and we're the ones who came up with apple pie and fried chicken

@rey hey, the majority of our cuisine has been tested and refined over centuries

Apart from prawn cocktails and tikka masala which are from the 1970's

@rey although it may be mixed with mayonnaise to create "cocktail sauce" which is used for a prawn cocktail

@rey I mean, you can switch it out for ketchup if you like but we'll quietly tut at you

@rey the brown sauce is a required element

And of course a BLT has brown sauce in, need to drown out the taste of that salad

@rey of course, with the aforementioned brown sauce