Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
interpreting something not lewd as lewd
interpreting something not lewd as lewd
@squirrel MCP23017 
@noelle also nobody ever finishes a meal
They always leave when they're half way through it
Sam the Octopus
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you, a normie: octo expansion is a splatoon 2 thing
me, still has a normal day job somehow: actually it's when your tentacles start growing a lot
@squirrel oh wait, that reference was from the 60's
@squirrel I am not a number! I am a free man!
Huh, Leica (of camera fame) are getting into the watch game
https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/leica-watch-l1-l2-introducing
And getting into it in a big way as well, the movement is made by Lehmann Präzision
Actual footage of @squirrel helping to make pasta sauce by peeling the garlic
@Siphonay@octodon.social odd features in general... hmm... English, definitely English
Bloody confusing grammar, bizarre mish-mash of various other languages
Yeah, English is pretty weird
@a_breakin_glass @noelle yeah, ancient greece is like, 800BCE to 600CE on the wider definitions, that's still mostly before Jesus was a thing and it took a while for the christianisation of the whole place
@noelle ancient greece...
as in the ancient greece that existed primarily in years commonly referred to with "BC" slapped on the end...
was christian...
bloody hell.
Sam the Octopus
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@matt what? no!
It's not their fault they were created to further a terrible business model
Take them to a nice place out in the countryside so they can play with their friends and be rehabilitated
I'm so non-binary I write code on a Setun
Sam the Octopus
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The best thing about gpg is that once you're imprisoned for incorrectly using it in a serious situation, a gpg developer will be in your jail cell to tell you how it wasn't a gpg bug
@squirrel chan's fuck-up hour: come for the video games, stay to watch her hope slowly fade away while playing an indescribably bad Dilbert game
@rey that and we're the ones who came up with apple pie and fried chicken
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
