Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle Alternatively, do shock on a flatline

They're already dead so it won't do any harm and how often do you get to play with a defibrillator?

(actually do CPR)

@maple I would also like to know that

Also how to block the rest of it

@maple hey maple!

(do not look at the discourse, I'm not entirely sure what it's about but it's very yelly)

two of our cats are watching a tv documentary about squirrels

@ratbaby I'd like to say yes, but more likely no

@Jo no fucking idea

Not sure I even want to know

@maple
To: the aliens controlling the simulation
Subject: request
Message: pls turn down wind, you're making maple cold

@maple ah, in that case we're going to have to put something else together to warm the squobit

maybe one of those heated vest things

@maple *puts up a little wind shelter for the maple*

@sebsauvage and they nailed it

@softgoat standard is 2 weeks

@alice@elekk.xyz @maple @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby ALSO YES!

@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby LUMINOUS MAPLE! YOU'RE YOUR OWN GLOWSTICK!

@maple @alice@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal @ratbaby maple hair should also glow in the dark

GLOWY MAPLE!

@InspectorCaracal @maple oh my god yes

@maple how about both sides shaved?

MOHAWK MAPLE!

Apparently the celebration in Mexico City after they scored the goal in the MEX-GER game was large enough that it set off seismic sensors

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/06/17/world/americas/ap-soc-wcup-mexicos-joy.html

@maple you can go to class with a blanket!

*makes you a cup of tea as well*