Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Welcome to the UK, where even our seagulls are alcoholics

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/drunk-seagulls-rspc-alcohol-beaches-somerset-devon-dorset-a8435761.html

All this hooting and hollering whenever England score

It's so undignified

@maple *HUG*

@maple always support bun brands

@maple (always credit the maple, because maple is totes awesome)

@maple looks good

@cypnk one that might trip a lot of people up is "how long is there between general elections"

Anyone immigrating here 5 or so years ago could easily assume "about 20 minutes"

@cypnk same with the UK one

Failed that myself, how the hell am I meant to know who was voted "Greatest Briton" in 2002?

@ryn7 @Jo why would anyone be mad at the EU for this? They made reasonable consumer protection legislation

The WSJ are the ones who decided not to follow the regs

@popefucker@cybre.space woosser sauss

My favourite thing about youtube cooking videos:

Watching Americans try to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce

(also Lea & Perrins or GTFO)

@noelle I don't believe that for a second

I'm sure you do it because signing things with a single initial makes it look cool and mysterious

@KitRedgrave@glitch.social something similar has happened https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehran_Karimi_Nasseri

He ended up stateless and lived in an airport for quite some time

@Jo @maple during world cup season a couple of non-dickheads also display the flag

Not many, but a couple

@maple I hope England loses next

I'd like it to go back to only the racists displaying England flags

@maple soff robot *hugs*