Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@colon_three the target for the crowdfunding was £1500, which isn't unreasonable for flying it for a few days

People just kept donating though, so now they're trying to think of things to do with the rest of the money

@colon_three it did make the point in such a way that even trump understood it though

A tip for all Brits here, book 23rd April 2019 - 3rd May 2019 off work

You'll get 18 days in a row off by taking 9 days leave

Because of easter your last day in the office will be the 18th and your first day back will be the 7th because of the early bank holiday

@tom ooooooooooh

@tbeckett@social.coop there's crowdfunding to put the balloon on a world tour following him around

https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/trump-baby

@cypnk oh my god I love it

@amphetamine sounds like you need a blimp

He understands blimps

Are all the Americans enjoying the lesson in how to protest properly?

The big orange blimp has said he's feeling unwelcome, so mission accomplished on our end

@noelle okay, I think this may have gone far enough now

@Jo belongs to two doors up, we have enough strays we've adopted, don't need to take in the ones that have homes

There's a kitten running to and fro through the house

We don't own a kitten

@maple blub

@maple soff velvety bun ears

"I'll have a martinus please"
"You mean a martini?"
"No, I only want one of them"

@twitter@mastodon.technology no, don't

if you put a Goa'uld into a sarcophagus they only get healed and more evil

@maple tricksy little regulators wanting to confuse people

@maple the bunny is punny

@lunasspecto good bloke that Johnny Appleseed, making sure all could have cider and get drunk