Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@Gargron you don't have to insist on that term, you just have to know that if it ever gets changed all of us will yell at you
even more than we usually do
@maple THE MAPLE ALARM HAS BEEN SOUNDED!
*headpats*
@maple I'm going to be very generous and suggest that they were trying to make a distinction between rubber dome over membrane and buckling spring over membrane
Oh who am I kidding, they obviously didn't know shit
@maple I'm pretty sure that the Model M just grows in relation to how much desk space you have
@noelle I was expecting this to be a shitpost from the first few words but it checks out
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If you need an introductory guide to Mastodon, you should feel free to check out my Increasingly Less Brief Guide to Mastodon: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/
I've done my best to make it understandable, but if there's anything I could do better, please suggest it! If you have a Github account you can submit a change suggestion directly; if you don't, leave a comment here or send me an email (noelledanthony AT gmail).
Sam the Octopus
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Your gender is changing between genders at 60hz
Silly pun, brain fart
@Jo David Cameron?
Sam the Octopus
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A classic story that bears reposting:
"We're having a problem sending email out of the department."
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"We can't send mail more than 500 miles," the chairman explained.
I choked on my latte. "Come again?"
"We can't send mail farther than 500 miles from here," he repeated. "A little bit more, actually. Call it 520 miles. But no farther."
The Case of the 500-Mile Email: http://ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail
@maple CLACK CLACK CLACK!
@Siphonay@octodon.social mostly I'm disappointed that the sides aren't chocolate bars despite really looking like they are
@noelle hey we don't... well not everything... eh, it's a fair cop
@porsupah I'd argue that it's a different enough genre that comparisons don't really work
It is really good though
I love it when USAians say that English food sucks
Because then I can make them question everything they ever knew by pointing out that we were the ones that invented the apple pie
@maple mornin' maple
@hfrazey yep, 4 wild hedgehogs that we're pampering far too much with houses and lots of food and water
@hfrazey in this case, they sniff around the bowl as if to say "what's this crap? where's the good stuff gone?"
we accidentally got our hedgehogs accustomed to expensive cat biscuits
they are now quite unhappy that they're getting given the cheaper ones because we're out of the pricey stuff
lb: @maple makes super good music
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
