Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Petition to make all lesbiaboard error messages "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code buns at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"

@maple HI MAPLE!

@maple

octopus is friend to all creatures

except spiders

spiders can fuck off

big hedgehog was purring while trundling to the hedgehog cafe

@noelle @maple @HTHR@cybre.space I vote yes 8 times

For I am octopus and get 8 votes

That's how it works, right?

Oh, "Now That's What I Call Music" #100 came out a few days ago if anyone cares about that milestone

...Why have I not heard of this game before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtXbEdpW6rc

HUNGRY SHARK WORLD

YOU ARE SHARK

YOU ARE HUNGRY

THE WORLD IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW I'VE ONLY SEEN THE TRAILER

@maple it's the chemicals in the water

no wait, that only explains the frogs...

it's a mystery 👻

@maple ...shit, things really have fallen that far haven't they

@maple I didn't even see much in the way of politics in that article

Unless "person exists and said stuff at a hacker con" is political now

@rixkey primarily by having nothing better to do

Welcome to mastodon and computerfairi.es by the way!

A E S T H E T I C T O M S C O T T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6RRNNztN5o

@mary lasagna has been unjustly imprisoned for too long!

@maple no dropping the maple in a large bucket of water?

@maple oooorrrr... we can bring the shower to you!

*grabs large bucket of water*