Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple HI MAPLE! *pets*

@vease @InspectorCaracal Not entirely sure what Mickey Mouse's dog's opinion has to do with anything

@maple good bun *headpats*

@somarasu surely if it's carbonated you should see a doctor

The Brexit secretary has announced that the government will "make sure there is adequate food supply" in the event of a no-deal brexit

The fact that he needs to announce that is somewhat concerning

Now, the usual solution to cats eating hedgehog food is to put the food in a box with a hole that hedgehogs can get through but cats can't

That doesn't work in this case because big hedgehog is the same size as your average cat

Just had to chase a cat out of the garden, not our cat, was nicking the hedgehog food

We know where the little sod lives, we've had to carry it back there before

@maple I know that feeling far too well

@dumpling@octodon.social I'm not sure it required that much practice, she's a tory

@a_breakin_glass Tin Foil Lady is the version I'm seeing more often

May is planning to cut a scheme that gives free milk to children in nurseries

She's really leaning in to this Thatcher in the Rye thing isn't she?

lil hedgehog snouts when they're snuffling around

Petition to make all lesbiaboard error messages "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo! The code buns at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!"

@maple HI MAPLE!

@maple

octopus is friend to all creatures

except spiders

spiders can fuck off

big hedgehog was purring while trundling to the hedgehog cafe