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@maple "telepresence will requires transfers of one terabyte per second"

I am so glad compression tech has gotten better

@softgoat I hate it when they do that the first time you open the app

No app, I'm not going to rate you, I don't know if you work yet

@Jo hmm... warm moloko-plus, perfect for a night of some ultra-silence

meta criticism 

@maple I think we're still probably marginally better than twitter

But yeah, we've got shit to work on

hm... with the rain I may have to extend the roof of the hedgehog cafe a bit to make sure they don't have to get their bums all wet while they're feeding

explaining the joke 

@noelle ah, I might have looked up the latin if I had any idea what a sephora was

@maple this sounds exactly like what I'd imagine "cheers!" to be in space orc

*raises glass* "GLORG!"

social hot take 

@maple wait... "elders"? I thought it was "alders"!

I've been out here respecting birch trees!

Temperature down to 20, weather warnings for heavy rain and wind

Fuck yes, this is much better

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social oof, I can imagine, all those little nooks and crannies

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social now brass I can relate to

When I was a bartender we had a nice long row of brass beer taps on the bar

And of course muggins 'ere with the brasso

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social got all the good jobs then :P

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social well being in the navy is sounding less and less fun by the minute

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social huh, and apparently different between navies as well

I was going off info from the Royal Navy

TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things

In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman

military money, sexism 

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social I was about to say that I thought stores was the quartermaster's job but I think quartermaster in navy terms is something different?

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