Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/bigfoot-porn-house-race-virginia_us_5b5ec4f5e4b0de86f4988800

Even this can't surprise me any more

I am numb to everything

Sylveon is definitely trans

@maple TWO!

@Jo @vector@weirder.earth He's also quite clever, so I'm sure he could figure out how to hit people with a stick or something

@maple I'm lucky enough to not really know the difference

But I'm assuming it's like kerning where if you know what to look for it'll drive you up the bloody wall

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

@bobstechsite @noelle @thornyonmain@glitch.social rumour has it that he occasionally plays music on street corners for even more money

elon busk

My local pharmacy is doing such a shitty job and getting so many angry complaints that they have had to hire a security guard to stay on the door

The majority of people who live around here are... rather advanced in years

Yes, they have had to hire security to protect them from incensed pensioners

@Jo that but replace one hedgehog with four of the adorable lil buggers

@maple you a squobit!

the bestest squobit!

(certainly as of last time I checked with you)

@Siphonay@octodon.social NASCAR Mosaic

It's a really fast browser, but it only ever goes around an oval

@maple ooh, that's really pretty

@Elizafox although admittedly it's not quite the same since Michael Aspell left

@Elizafox we do

The original UK one which is better

@Elizafox not the same, iplayer is a paid for service (from taxes) while all the stuff that gets blocked over here by american companies is offered free of charge

The entire point of publishing your code is so other people can learn from it

If you don't comment your shit then you may as well just be throwing binaries around

@tom I love the little tiny knife

IT'S SO SMOL!

@maple *brings sleeby bun tea*