Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Did you know? @maple is fluffy and good

@noelle so wait, he's got a locked account, which must mean he's using followers only toots because otherwise why have a locked account

Which must mean that he's choosing which toots to make public, and which to keep private... Isn't that self-censorship by his definition?

@noelle robot is its own mech

@diodelass ferier kerier

@maple "telepresence will requires transfers of one terabyte per second"

I am so glad compression tech has gotten better

@softgoat I hate it when they do that the first time you open the app

No app, I'm not going to rate you, I don't know if you work yet

@maple good squobit

@Jo hmm... warm moloko-plus, perfect for a night of some ultra-silence

@maple I think we're still probably marginally better than twitter

But yeah, we've got shit to work on

hm... with the rain I may have to extend the roof of the hedgehog cafe a bit to make sure they don't have to get their bums all wet while they're feeding

@maple this sounds exactly like what I'd imagine "cheers!" to be in space orc

*raises glass* "GLORG!"

@maple wait... "elders"? I thought it was "alders"!

I've been out here respecting birch trees!

Temperature down to 20, weather warnings for heavy rain and wind

Fuck yes, this is much better

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