Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
TIL Army Quartermasters and Navy Quartermasters are two very different things
In the Army Quartermasters deal with all the supplies and stores and stuff and in the Navy a Quartermaster is the helmsman
military money, sexism
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social I was about to say that I thought stores was the quartermaster's job but I think quartermaster in navy terms is something different?
@somarasu eh... much of a muchness
sam can't numbers today
@Iuckyduck@octodon.social *glances at the news*
eh, I'm fine with that
Sam the Octopus
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Unethical life pro tip: use NFC Tools and NFC Tasks on Android to set up a Max Volume/Delay 30 Seconds/Play Ringtone task on an NFC tag. Put that tag on your laptop or notebook.
In a boring meeting? Discretely scan the tag, wait 30 seconds, excuse yourself ("I really need to take this")
@maple 128K NIBBLES
@adidal you mean it isn't already?
@maple oooooh shiny
Sam the Octopus
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Hey EU friends experiencing the heat wave please remember to:
Keep water with you at all times, stay hydrated
Wear loose fitting clothing so your body can keep cool
Avoid spending excess time in parked vehicles
Avoid excess soda, alcohol, or caffiene
Eat foods with high water content (chilled fruits, etc)
If you feel dizzy, have goosebumps/chills, nausea, rapid pulse, difficulty breathing, or an intense headache drink lots of water and rest.
Love, your buddy in South Texas
@Siphonay@octodon.social 🎶 I see a circuit board and want it painted black 🎶
USAians: But Sam! So many of the stereotypes you take the piss out of us with are from the south!
I live at 51° north, all of you are southerners
(except Alaskans)
@Corvusheart another thing to remember is that most of Europe is at a higher latitude than Toronto with a climate to match
@Iuckyduck@octodon.social I keep hearing this story but considering your average member of congress has anyone actually checked to see if the mugshots were really of them?
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rei~, spooky 🎃
@maple keycap soup!
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
