Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@jk this... brown and scrunchy land
@maple bah, kids these days are too busy dabbing their juuls on their hoverboards to appreciate good honest memes any more
@Agiri@masto.ninja *passes you a cup of tea*
@Agiri@masto.ninja mornin'
@Toromino 
pls do my tax returns
ukpol, brexit
A tory MEP has said that the Treason Act should be updated to apply to people "undermining the UK through extreme EU loyalty"
Cool, I've never been guilty of Treason before
Small-t minor treason sure, but not capital-T major Treason
extremely lewd futurology
@jk I'm pretty sure I've seen those before
The Netherlands are also having problems with their signage due to the heatwave
@BatElite not a bad plan
Musk can do it, fits his usual super villain aesthetic
Some weather forecasts predict that it may get to 37 degrees in London on friday
This is the UK, we're not equipped to deal with temperatures like that
Sam the Octopus
boosted
my gender is snuggles
If any of you would like to send some of that rain you're getting over here I'm sure the plants would appreciate it
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social no problem friend, always happy to help
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social go slower than usual and in the lowest gear you can get away with
If you start hydroplaning (sliding) then ease up on the accelerator and steer in the direction you want to go
If you are hydroplaning then don't stomp on the brakes, just ride it out
octopus is soff and squidgy
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social I usually generate names randomly, two words, put them together
Hence my username being troublemoney and various machines I run being called FRAMERIFLE, BROADTOOK, etc.
It's a day ending in "y" so here are some more Omega Speedmaster limited editions
https://monochrome-watches.com/omega-speedmaster-tokyo-2020-olympics-collection-japan-only-price/
@hoodie@dev.glitch.social give all bots headpats imo
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
