Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

YAY! NEW TECH DIFF THING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7Nfjac5To

@Jo which is another point for the multiple bonds theory, one retires, one takes their place

@Jo honestly the only issue I could possibly see with idris elba being bond is that bond's meant to be mid thirties and elba's 45

Then I remembered that daniel craig is bloody 50 and he seems to be doing the job alright

@Jo before the hard reboot with casino royale the fan explanation of why he looks different all the time and doesn't age is because "James Bond" is a codename and it's several different people

Was even nodded to in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" with the line "this never happened to the other guy"

So he can stick that in his pipe and smoke it

@Jo just tell him that Bond wasn't blond in the books either but nobody's got a problem with that

@InspectorCaracal "and passwords are all hashed anyway"

Well, they should be but...

@tom bullshit is that healthy

get some decent bread

the rest is fine though

Six Eurasian lynx set for trial return to Northumberland

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/2018-08-09/six-eurasian-lynx-set-for-trial-return-to-northumberland/

I really hope this happens

BIG KITTIES!

@bentosmile @theoutrider

@hoodie@dev.glitch.social also consider: Hustle

A BBC TV series about a bunch of con artists who scam horrible people

@E DAMNIT NOW I DO TOO

@vantablack how about... making pockets... out of patches?

@tom they'd probably be really surprised if anyone went back and said to them "nah, what we actually use is far closer to a telegraph"