Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@colon_three saw them on a UK tour back when I was younger, was a damn good show

@colon_three https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P9QMkm9Eew

@Gargron not shade, I've just heard what some of the reports were for, they're sure to fix any low blood pressure problems

@Gargron dip in to the mod queue, I'm sure that'll put your blood pressure back up

I've been on masto just long enough that someone can mention "spyro" and I have no idea if they're talking about the dragon or just misspelling the stuff that makes you crave salt

I've been on masto just long enough that someone can mention "spyro" and I have no idea if they're talking about the dragon or just misspelling the stuff that makes you crave salt

@mawr I tend to just shorten it to "the 'verse"

huh, sarah jeong's back on masto

under-over on there being a new york times article about the fediverse in the near future?

@maple good maple

first customer showed up at 8:45 sharp for the new opening hours

When I was a much younger octopus, there was a show on TV that I remember as being called "Roobarb and Custard"

Now, any time I see or hear the words "Rhubarb and Custard" the theme tune plays in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJX-nk-F0Og

@maple ah shame, don't really have any other suggestions than thunderbird or mutt unfortunately

@maple mutt

but like, unironically it's quite good

so long as you don't get too many html-only emails I suppose

@adormir we don't fuck terfs here

we fling them into volcanoes with medieval siege weaponry

@maple tentacles crossed for you

as a "batman" is a personal servant Alfred Pennyworth could be considered Batman's batman

@maple 🎶 we built this city
we built this city on gay and awooooOOOO 🎶

Seriously, in one battle we lost 14 tanks, nine half-tracks, four gun carriers and two anti-tank guns because the crews were all outside having cups of tea

https://warisboring.com/the-british-perfected-the-art-of-brewing-tea-inside-an-armored-vehicle/

This was actually a real problem

Our tank crews kept getting shot because they got out of the tank to use a little stove to make tea any time they had a spare 5 minutes

Eventually the top brass just said "Fuck it, put a kettle inside the tank"