Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

#BunniesOfMastodon

*uses many tentacles to gesture in the general direction of @maple and @natalie@masto.ninja *

@noelle and so on to gategategategate

eventually we'll need to use notation

n(gate)

@noelle I'm just waiting for some scandal about a gate

GATEGATE

@lifning@cybre.space nah, cider.town is blates the bristle instance

@Jo unironically a much better song than all star

@natalie@masto.ninja sadly not, but we totally should

@natalie@masto.ninja I want to buy all my machines plushy tokens now so they can all hug them

@natalie@masto.ninja "my token!"
"now now compy, you have to share with the rest of the network"
"nope! mine!" *hugs the token close*

Can everyone check behind your desks please?

We were setting up a token ring network and the token fell out somewhere

Didn't get any good pictures last night because lighting is bad, but the big hedgehog ate no less than 200g of cat food

Seriously, half a can was consumed by this one hedgehog

She's not gonna have any trouble over winter, that's for sure

@ellied that would explain all the cost overruns on building projects

The people doing the quote budget enough for one plane, but they actually need enough for multiple planes

@noelle also the argument "name a communist society that's actually worked" would probably carry a lot more weight if the US didn't stage a coup/assassinate someone/otherwise fuck with every society that's made any tentative steps in any direction other than capitalism

@lambdagrrl animated gf

which I believe in the kids' parlance is a "waifu"

@maple I don't actually know enough about the differences to make any sort of judgement about how worth it it would be

@maple yay!

@hfrazey oooh, so very tempting

Doncaster's a fair way from where I am though so picking it up would be a bit of a trip

https://computerfairi.es is a nice and comfy instance run by the hella cool @maple

The price of keeping the lights on has gotten a bit steep, so if anyone would like to help this lovely fluffy instance in a monetary kind of way, please have a look at https://www.patreon.com/maple_syrup/ and/or https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

You could also buy super good music: https://bandcamp.mynameiser.in/

@maple oof, that's gone up a lot

ÜNNËCËSSÄRŸ DÏÄËRËSËS

@Sir_Boops hmm... I think Starbucks might be the proper American embassy, they have one of those INSIDE the Pentagon

Like, actually inside the building

The barristas need security interviews and background checks