@maple fwog
@maple *OCTO-HUGS*
open for pawb
@maple *holds pawb*
*with tentacle that there isn't an emoji for yet*
@posiputt looking around my little corner of the fediverse, it seems most of them
@Jo a watch
with blockchain added somehow
for reasons
costing 16,500 swiss francs (no, they don't accept payment in bitcoin)
Oh fuck off
@codl "God damnit Jim, I'm an x not a y!"
@maple I'm still confused about why their response to "linux has weird little annoying bugs" was an explanation of what a distro is
meta snark
@maple they're actually doing that now?
screw it, someone fork it for groff support or something equally ridiculous, if you're gonna go out of spec do it properly
@twitter@mastodon.technology @maple linux has just as many problems as windows, but they're all really tiny ones you don't necessarily notice until you go to do something and figure out that bit hasn't been working for months
@maple hm, that's less than ideal it doing that
@maple tentacles crossed
UK TV adverts
@Jo I seem to recall that most of his works included foods that maccy d's wouldn't like to be associated with
@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe the Culture series is a bunch of books written by Iain M. Banks centring around a society called "the Culture", a post-scarcity anarcho-communist bunch of AIs, aliens, and humans
The main theme is how the rather idealistic Culture gets along with other societies who don't share their ideals
Also, snarky AI warships-in-all-but-name shittalking amongst themselves
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple