Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@teaduckie er, I guess I might just qualify, what's up?
@maple buwuwuwunnies!
this one was waiting for me to put the food out at 8:20
very British reference
Thank you Matt Gray for this Dot matrix printer
I can't be bothered to check if they have, but if farmersOnlyDotCom haven't run a set of ads with The Wurzels - Combine Harvester playing then they're missing a trick
hot printer take
the reason everyone thinks printers are shit is because everyone keeps buying shitty printers
what the fuck do you expect you'll get for 50 bucks?
STOP BUYING SHIT PRINTERS
@soft_chomps@glitch.social one of them adafruit pcb rulers for scale, inches along the top, centimetres along the bottom, and common sizes for components in the middle
the hedgehogs are messy lil critters so, while I don't expect for a second that they'll use it, I made a little broom so they could clean the cafe themselves
elon musk, conspiracy theory
Muskie has a bit of the Innsmouth look about him
THIS MUST BE WHY HE'S LANDING THOSE ROCKETS ON THE SEA!
HE'S WORKING WITH THE DEEP ONES!
elon musk
@hfrazey yep, again
He really wants to get sued by this guy by the looks of things
elon musk
Elon's gone off the deep end again
Which makes it even more of a shame that his submarine is shit
@Efi well, fallout: deli would be fallout set in a delicatessen wouldn't it?
@Efi Fallout: Deli
fallout but with more charcuterie and cheeses
my old physics teacher: you shouldn't anthropomorphise inanimate objects, the ball doesn't "want" to fall to the ground, the force of gravity causes it to
me, to all the inanimate objects on my desk: don't listen to the nasty man, he's just trying to be hurtful
@InspectorCaracal American mustard is bright yellow and mild
English mustard is bright yellow and one of the hottest mustards in the world
Fun thing to do:
Give an unsuspecting USAian English mustard
@KitRedgrave@glitch.social oh yeah, I'm talking about the form factor
Smartcard is far cooler than a little usb dongly thing
@KitRedgrave@glitch.social while not as cool as the OpenPGP smartcard thingies, they're still pretty damn cool
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
