Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

*psst* hey... you want some of them... counterfeit genders?

Blanket octopus blanket review:

Needed an outdoorsy blanket, got one of them snugpak jungle blankets, blanket is warm and toasty while not being too heavy and bulky

10/10

@tom rockets strapped to my tentacles

love and support your local critters

@jsdtweets OI! That's... actually remarkably accurate

@Jo and yesterday I realised that using those silicone sealant guns was just welding but with waterproofness!

@Jo probably would be fine with a z80

@maple and we all love maple!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one

@Jo ah, drat

@Jo look on the bright side, if it overheats enough the documents still get destroyed!

@Jo build giant mechs and literally play cricket with them (as the ball) imo

@softgoat one of the bingo companies is trying to get the furry market, Foxy Bingo

Their advertising spokesperson is someone in a fox fursuit

Really

Just got a call from one of those tech support scammers (they're pretending to be from OpenReach now)

"Can you press the windows key and r please"
"I am but it's not doing anything"
"Can you press the start button?"
"I'm not seeing anything like that"
"When you look at the bottom left of your screen do you see a window?"
"Nope"
"Okay, go to hell"

I was going to play along and see if they cottoned on to this being a linux box but they cut it off early

@softgoat also you'll see betting shops (pictured below) all over the place for sports betting and fixed-odds terminals

(which are like the console video game version of going to a casino)

Oh, and there will be fruit machines in every pub and motorway service station

@softgoat oh yeah, regulated, but legal

Adverts usually for bingo during the day, sports betting and online casinos at night

@maple I'd also suggest buying yourself some nice cheese or something with the excess

@maple in a robot wo-orld
life in silicon
is... something that rhymes with silicon

@frummidge oof, sed in there as well, truly the dark magicks