Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

eggs?

Why cats are better than dogs:

Some dogs work for the police, a cat will never work with them

@hfrazey heh, the post is famous, not me, I'm pretty sure none of my other posts will get seen by anywhere near as many people

*pokes head out of octo-cave*
*sees the number of notifications*
holy shit
*very quickly goes back inside*

@arielmt eh, there's enough space, could put it in RAID or something

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

@maple *duran duran voice*🎶 girl on main
girl on main 🎶

emacs: I've got 8 arms and even I can't use the fucker

@bloodwitch@mastodon.social bloody hell, I just looked it up, it was only a month ago this was suggested

joke > render > prototype > groupbuy of parts in less than a month

that's incredible

@bloodwitch@mastodon.social I'm pretty sure that was a result of a post on reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards where someone decided to make a keyboard with a handle and then it was suggested that they put a sword handle on it and now suddenly it's a thing

@noelle alternatively, we're really fucking boring so far

We need more rap music about word processors

WORDSTAR HIP-HOP

I was very disappointed to learn that a "yacht club" was for owners of boats, and not a club for the boats to shittalk their owners together

@maple ooh, those are super cute socks!

@hfrazey of course and chipmunks as well, can't forget them