@rey @soft_chomps@glitch.social THAT'S NOT... *sees the schedule* okay, you've got a point
@Felthry pirates came from all over the place so there isn't really any single accent that could be termed "pirate"
Although Blackbeard did supposedly come from Bristol so the stereotypical accent is somewhat close to how he'd have spoke but that isn't typical
@maple sorry, only just got on but I'm here now if you want to talk or vent
@maple soff nice bunny
@maple also if the main complaint is mastodon not being comfy and fluffy enough!
US politics
@Nerts you have got to be kidding me
@maple we all love you too!
fantastic beeps and where to find them
name for @maple's album of potterverse related music
@maple also fantastic beeps and boops
@maple nice and soff
Wikipedia shit
@Jo "we don't want to interrupt you" WITH THIS MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT INSTEAD OF THE ARTICLE YOU WANTED TO SEE
With brexit being a bit of a shambles, the south west has decided to secede from the UK
All rise for the south west national anthem
gofundme to send @maple and I to SPACE so we can bartend on the ISS
@maple I wanna be an octopus bartender in a space station
we should open a bar in SPAAAAAACE
@maple I think I used that once
The 'Verse Prizes
@djsundog to avoid duplication there're already x-prizes for super good telepresence and "fuck earth, i'mma live on the moon" so we don't need to cover those
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple