Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Bored of pickles but still want to shovel vast quantities of salt into your body?

Try Marmite, the sticky, yeasty, salty substance you can put on toast!

@maple I'll have to make you some 555-chip cookies as well!

@maple oh, I just remembered, I got some special ones for you!

*gives maple 40-lead CERDIP ICs covered in chocolate*

@maple *gets out the big bag of ICs*

@Siphonay ooh, that could be an idea

massive boxing glove on a spring

"stand here you bougie pig"
"huh?"
*BOING*
"ow"

@Siphonay hm... good point

any ideas of what we could use instead? I can't think of anything else that has the right amount of showmanship aside from the TERFbuchet but that really only works if you've got a volcano handy

Yet more information that Rolex are completely on their usual bullshit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/9ho5pz/rolex_submariner_is_this_true/

Stainless steel sports Rolex watches are very much in demand, Rolex don't make enough of them to satisfy demand so they can market them as "exclusive", so now there are years long waiting lists which you can only get on if you buy the less in demand Rolexes, this results in a massive grey market for them which Rolex hate so ADs keep the warranty cards for a year

@maple if you want a hand then I'm happy to help out

@maple as much as I shy away from anything resembling responsibility, yeah I can put an admin hat on

@maple only admins by the looks of things

@maple that's a point, we're missing some of the maplemojos we have on discord here

@maple mornin' bun

@revolverocelot please tell me there's a cookery challenge reality show thing called "The Fresh Prince of Donair"

yeah, I get why y'all call that type of food gyros or shawarma instead of döner

I've just realised that "come to my party, we've got delicious döner meat!" would mean something very different in the USA than it would in Europe

huh, apparently you can be angry while eating ice cream

@maple gonna need a lot of those to fill a bowl

@maple or at least, I hope it to be a light bunishment

also I've got bunoculars and bunting but I'm not sure how I'm going to cram those puns in