Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I can only hope that you'll be bunevolent and forgive me for the puns

I was on a roll

@maple or, I'm sure you'll find an abundance of bunny puns, a true bunanza, and in fact, a bunch

@maple oh I'm sure you will, you've just got to believe in yourself!

@noelle damnit ellie, making me look up deprecated temperature measures

I have no idea what today's discourse is about and I'd very much like to keep it that way please

@yiffpolice this assumes that the playing surface is flat...

how would it have to curve in order to work?

@melody 'ello there, welcome!

@softgoat it's wholegrain wheat crammed into brick things

@vantablack probably most of the non-abrahamic ones as well but I know less about them

@maple and every bit of it is deserved

@maple not just pretty good, very good!

octopus wants soff fuzzy pyjamas

there has to be somewhere that stocks pyjamas with 8 arms

@maple fuzzzzzy

@InspectorCaracal aye, 'tis

@mew protonmail's worked well for me

@maple *soff headpats with spare arms*

@maple *soff gentle octo-hugs*

May has said that a second referendum would "destroy trust in politicians"

Uh... who's going to tell her?