Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple blub!

@maple I've had a look around every time you've posted it but I can't find anything even halfway useful

Only thing I can think of is that there's a discordjs discord server you might be able to bug until they come up with something

@maple gloob

@maple I went and got you some snacks

@maple

@maple borger!

Come join https://computerfairi.es !

As far as I can tell the only instance with an animated boing ball emojo!

@maple we have a boingball now!

@maple

@maple ah, try these then *gets out the anti-blankets, they're like blankets, but do the opposite*

@maple *wraps in nice warm blanket*

Bored of pickles but still want to shovel vast quantities of salt into your body?

Try Marmite, the sticky, yeasty, salty substance you can put on toast!

@maple I'll have to make you some 555-chip cookies as well!

@maple oh, I just remembered, I got some special ones for you!

*gives maple 40-lead CERDIP ICs covered in chocolate*

@maple *gets out the big bag of ICs*

@Siphonay@octodon.social ooh, that could be an idea

massive boxing glove on a spring

"stand here you bougie pig"
"huh?"
*BOING*
"ow"

@Siphonay@octodon.social hm... good point

any ideas of what we could use instead? I can't think of anything else that has the right amount of showmanship aside from the TERFbuchet but that really only works if you've got a volcano handy

Yet more information that Rolex are completely on their usual bullshit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/9ho5pz/rolex_submariner_is_this_true/

Stainless steel sports Rolex watches are very much in demand, Rolex don't make enough of them to satisfy demand so they can market them as "exclusive", so now there are years long waiting lists which you can only get on if you buy the less in demand Rolexes, this results in a massive grey market for them which Rolex hate so ADs keep the warranty cards for a year

@maple if you want a hand then I'm happy to help out