Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@SuricrasiaOnline Suricrasia Online On-the-Air!

The Leave camp have now complained that the EU is "using time against us"

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/shanker-singham-from-the-institute-of-economic-affairs-makes-a-bizarre-claim-1-5708559

Yes, because the tricksy europeans have very cunningly assured that despite all odds time continues to tick along at one second per second

Well, the ending was a little disappointing

Felt a bit rushed and Nadia just went all out moustache twirling villain

@rey nah, that's the australian version of it

@rey this kind of trial https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheepdog_trial

Watching a dog judge with a wig would be far more entertaining

BBC 1 is currently broadcasting sheepdog trials

They seem to have run out of anything even remotely interesting to air

@maple that's not great

I did check some more with the notifications and that does seem to be how it's behaving though

@maple I've just tried it while the app is in the background and it didn't work

So maybe it works when the app isn't in the background and not when it is?

@maple huh, seems to be working for me now for some reason

@Violet HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

TODAY THE BISEXUALS ARE VISIBLE

DO NOT BE ALARMED

@maple *lots of soff pets*

@maple booop!

When Bruce Wayne needs a bunch of computers to talk to each other he puts together a Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BAT LAN

@Jo be warned, the second you get rid of the ones you don't need you'll suddenly need a hundred of the damn things

@kyxii@monsterpit.net @infinitedeserts I just read that as infinite desserts and would like that bot also please

@maple I have no idea, I'm out of the loop on this one too

@bunnylyn why wouldn't you have no less than five rotund pink blobs?

rotund pink blobs are awesome