Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

BBC 1 is currently broadcasting sheepdog trials

They seem to have run out of anything even remotely interesting to air

@maple that's not great

I did check some more with the notifications and that does seem to be how it's behaving though

@maple I've just tried it while the app is in the background and it didn't work

So maybe it works when the app isn't in the background and not when it is?

@maple huh, seems to be working for me now for some reason

@Violet HAPPY BIRFDAY! 🎉

TODAY THE BISEXUALS ARE VISIBLE

DO NOT BE ALARMED

@maple *lots of soff pets*

@maple booop!

When Bruce Wayne needs a bunch of computers to talk to each other he puts together a Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BAT LAN

@Jo be warned, the second you get rid of the ones you don't need you'll suddenly need a hundred of the damn things

@kyxii@monsterpit.net @infinitedeserts I just read that as infinite desserts and would like that bot also please

@maple I have no idea, I'm out of the loop on this one too

@bunnylyn why wouldn't you have no less than five rotund pink blobs?

rotund pink blobs are awesome

@maple blub!

@maple I've had a look around every time you've posted it but I can't find anything even halfway useful

Only thing I can think of is that there's a discordjs discord server you might be able to bug until they come up with something

@maple gloob

@maple I went and got you some snacks

@maple

@maple borger!