Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

well shit

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45774174

Everyone here knows that there are operating systems that aren't windows

If they're using windows, then they've got a good reason to, "use linux" comments aren't going to be at all useful

the hedgehog house is complete!

An 8 year old girl has pulled a 1,500 year old sword from a lake in Sweden

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45753455

I guess that makes her Queen of Sweden now, that's how monarchies work right?

@trashyfins@chomp.life eh, go for local time, anything remotely important should be using epoch anyway

@maple and a robot hacker!

I may need to go to India to see some of @maple 's cousins

LOOK AT THE BIG BUSHY TAIL!

@maple Ⓜ️

@maple 🍁 !

@ElfLord Founded by Adolf Dassler, whose nickname was Adi

Adi Das

@LaserScheme *gets you a bucket to melt into*

@Nezchan gay people?! On mastodon?! I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!

@citlali if you don't fancy posting on the public timelines you can post unlisted, doesn't show on local or federated, does show in in the home timelines of anyone who follows you

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe ah, right, actual nazis we'll just beat

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe they'll either get bored or we'll beat them into shape

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe I think it was something to do with twitter doing something they didn't like and then a bunch of them decided "screw this I'm going to mastodon" and it went from there

could well be wrong though, the full extent of my spanish is "sangria", "chorizo", and "siesta"

@letthewatersroar@toot.cafe from what I can tell spanish twitter made their way over here and they haven't quite got the hang of the rules yet