Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Nine when I looked I was thinking "hey, 50 quid maybe for a nice one, maybe 30-40 standard"

nope, not even fucking close

@Nine oh god yeah, I was too poor when minidisc players were a thing and always wanted one, of course as soon as I have money for one they're suddenly hundreds of pounds

@maple soff good maple!

@maple if they'd shut up about it for five minutes they might figure out a way to migrate from mastodon to pleroma without losing everything

@trashyfins@chomp.life bork shork

@maple maple ebooks is best ebooks

I think that's how the kids meme these days anyway

@natalie@masto.ninja @noelle toot

@c0debabe I'm 100% sure that someone acting as devil's advocate could be handy occasionally but I've never actually seen anyone use it in a constructive manner

@viciousviscosity@cybre.space you can go one better than that

https://mg.lol/blog/mr-self-destruct/

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I put into practice ideas from the OSS Simple Sabotage Field Manual

https://archive.org/details/SimpleSabotageFieldManual/page/n0

@maple live squirrelbun makes far better music

well shit

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45774174

Everyone here knows that there are operating systems that aren't windows

If they're using windows, then they've got a good reason to, "use linux" comments aren't going to be at all useful