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RT @nicolefv@twitter.com: Hot take: tech conference swag should be bath bombs and face masks so we can all do some self care while we’re on the road.

Trust me, dudes are into it. πŸ’…πŸ»

Or they can give it to their kids/ lady friends... just like we have to do with the current sh*tty swag πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/nicolefv/status/10

Wook at you, hackew. A ppathetic cweatuwe of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you wun thwough my cowwidows. How can you chawwenge a perfect immowtaw machine?

@Anke @InspectorCaracal I know radio can get a bit wobbly with too much radioactive stuff around, a wire should be fine though

@InspectorCaracal yes! that would also work!

just don't be anywhere near the dangerous clicky noises

:thaenkin: any time you see someone using a geiger counter in fiction or in reality they're always holding the little detector on a wire or a whole counter setup in their hand

Surely you want that on a stick

Nice long stick with a geiger counter on so you don't have to be anywhere near the thing you think might be radioactive

Put geiger counters on sticks

wait! okay. quick question for the young 'uns 

@bobby_newmark the firkin dance is that waddle you do when you try to move them

@trashyfins@chomp.life always the way

well crafted toots: couple of favs max
stupid crap off the top of your head: goes positively woolly

@bunnylyn gets points for actually working longer than a day between charges

(assuming you only use the time functions)

wishes, gaming 

@noelle I would 100% invest in that

I don't have enough money to make that meaningful in any way, shape, or form but I'd totally back it

@Anke @InspectorCaracal @chr@cybre.space @Gargron mostly the latter sounds more old timey and steampunk

@chr@cybre.space @InspectorCaracal @Gargron can we bring back the phrase "splendiferous ether"? I want to bring that back

Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter

Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046

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