RT @nicolefv@twitter.com: Hot take: tech conference swag should be bath bombs and face masks so we can all do some self care while weβre on the road.
Trust me, dudes are into it. π π»
Or they can give it to their kids/ lady friends... just like we have to do with the current sh*tty swag π₯π₯π₯
π¦π: https://twitter.com/nicolefv/status/1052773506050449409
@colon_three wow, that's somehow worse than numeric error codes
@Anke @InspectorCaracal I know radio can get a bit wobbly with too much radioactive stuff around, a wire should be fine though
@InspectorCaracal yes! that would also work!
just don't be anywhere near the dangerous clicky noises
any time you see someone using a geiger counter in fiction or in reality they're always holding the little detector on a wire or a whole counter setup in their hand
Surely you want that on a stick
Nice long stick with a geiger counter on so you don't have to be anywhere near the thing you think might be radioactive
Put geiger counters on sticks
octopus loves all their friends
@maple hey \\\\o////
wait! okay. quick question for the young 'uns
@bobby_newmark the firkin dance is that waddle you do when you try to move them
@maple computers good
@bunnylyn gets points for actually working longer than a day between charges
(assuming you only use the time functions)
wishes, gaming
@noelle I would 100% invest in that
I don't have enough money to make that meaningful in any way, shape, or form but I'd totally back it
@Anke @InspectorCaracal @chr@cybre.space @Gargron mostly the latter sounds more old timey and steampunk
@chr@cybre.space @InspectorCaracal @Gargron can we bring back the phrase "splendiferous ether"? I want to bring that back
Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter
Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046121007067607040
@noelle that's... uh... not ideal
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple