Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, real talk, why is that guy who wrote an infiniminer clone on all the new phones these days?

@Anke yep, this is an actual thing that's happening

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-summit-why-join-eu-balkans-serbia-albania-berlin-process-a8347111.html

"UK government to host summit on why other countries should join the EU"

@BatElite being able to hug multiple people at the same time is the best thing about being an octopus

@noelle retcon: it went through his shoulder and then into his leg

Watson was a contortionist, you see

This looks neat, interactive tool for writing linux pipes

https://github.com/akavel/up

@maple oof, agreed

It's getting cold out now, I wanna give my hedgie friends lil woolly hats and jumpers but I know they'd have no idea what to do with them

@trashyfins@chomp.life ah, now you get to have the adventure of MAC spoofing so you don't have to put in ridiculous amounts of personal information but just clone the MAC of some poor sap that has!

@bunnylyn 😋

After a while of working with technology the techpriests of WH40k make a lot more sense

"hey, how can I fix <random problem that makes no goddamn sense>"
"I don't fucking know, chant at it or something, I don't fucking care"
"IT WORKED! PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH"
"yeah, yeah, whatever"

tired: shell command
wired: eldritch incantation

@trashyfins@chomp.life I think with iptables the answer to any question like that is yes but I have no idea what kind of eldritch incantation you'd need to chant to get there

Theory: Muse are going to release a single on the 31st with their current 80's horror aesthetic from the videos in order to make Halloween no. 1 a thing in addition to christmas no. 1

@Sargoth I love the fact that they actually did that

My sister just sent me an email that looked so much like her account was compromised and spamming stuff that I had to get her to verify that she actually sent it

(this is related to my previous "fuck Initiative Q looks like a scam" toot)

I've just heard about this "Initiative Q" thing, some payment system thingymawhatsit

Wow it sounds sketch as fuck

With additional pyramid scheme overtones!

"Huh, seems to be getting dark a lot earlier today"

"...oh wait, clocks changed, fool"