Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Oh hey, this is neat, G-SHOCK are doing a collab with Gorrilaz

https://www.gshock.com/watches/gorillaz-watches

4 limited edition watches (1000 of each worldwide), prices from $120-170

If you're in the USA and eligible to vote then go out and vote on Tuesday

Is it going to stop the march of fascism? No, but it will mildly annoy them so take five minutes out of your schedule and put some little marks in boxes

The nazis will still be available for you to punch later

@maple ooh, that would be good

with an api to just return a randomly generated insult

"I don't care about you enough to actually think about what insult I want to use, so here's a random one"

@maple basically just have fun combining words, like... infuriating dick-mackerel

@maple here's some for your corpus; fuckstick, jobby, cockwomble, wankbasket

@maple baltimore?

@maple has a turbo button that speeds her up and turns her into turbo outbun

@natalie@masto.ninja that's just science

@thatcosmonaut thanks opossums!

oh climate change isn't a big deal, once the humans go extinct the octopus shall inherit the earth! MUAHAHAHAHA

"uh, sam, they're acidifying the oceans as well"

...FUCK

Convicted for Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances

@maple the Salmon Act 1986 includes a provision making it illegal to "handle salmon in suspicious circumstances"

actually maybe rescind that "unpaid" bit, they did send me a very nice bag of swag as an apology for their mistake

If you're in the UK and in the market for a watch have a look at what Page and Cooper have and maybe buy from them

Their customer service is really quite good

Had a small problem on an order I made but they fixed it up nice and quickly with the minimum of fuss

the fediverse is not a big truck, it's a series of cubes

seriously what the fuck fediverse