Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple

these sheep are excessively cute, i wish to meet them one day

@maple if you want some testimonials to shove in there then "maple is goodest robot friend" ~ octopus

@Jo usually hollywood accounting isn't as blatant as this but evidently universal have stopped giving a shit

@Jo no you see Mamma Mia! (company owned by universal) is paying large amounts of money to Universal TV (company owned by universal) which means that Mamma Mia! doesn't have to pay as much money to anyone who's entitled to a cut of net profits from the film and universal (which owns both companies) can keep more!

@Gargron shit's fucked

@elchapo he's also said that he relies on the advice and expertise of his staff to make decisions which puts him well ahead of most ministers

It has been reported that footballer Paul Gascoigne has been seen entering Downing Street with a bucket of fried chicken and a fishing rod

text transcription:
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
EU: So tell me what you want, what you really really want
[continues for 28 months]

@Jo @maple ...oh my god, the precursor project for the idea was Project ACORN (Advanced Cans Of Rich Nectar), this couldn't possibly be better for a maple!

@Jo @maple gotta love the widget, get that nice creamy head on there

@Jo what is it with the University of Toronto and dickhead professors?

I have no idea how "person eating MREs" became a niche on youtube and even less of an idea of why I'm watching them but I'm bizarrely proud that the British issue ones look better than average with all the sweets and powdered drink mix in them

@bunnylyn the question you've got to ask yourself is "will this still function in any meaningful way when they drop support for it in x months/weeks/days"

@bunnylyn I mean, you shouldn't, but you're probably going to anyway