Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- Octopus
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@gemlog okay, yeah, you're pretty much sorted for convenient trees to hang stuff from then
@gemlog eh, if you're going to be camping outside you're going to have to learn some sort of origami to stay dry at night, at least with this you don't have to faff around with tent poles or finding convenient trees and you can wear it as a raincoat as well
@maple *unclips the pegs* here you go bun! all done!
@maple *the maple appears from the back of the dry cleaners on one of those carousel things*
For someone who doesn't go outside much, I am endlessly entertained by all the things they come up with for bushcraft/camping type activities
Here's a rain poncho type thingy that's also an inflatable 1 person tent!
Sam the Octopus
boosted
cute bee girl bakers who make everything with honey
@noelle twitter also gets the trebuchet
@maple now you mention it, yeah, it seems so
bloody brass
right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there
@maple soff fluff maple!
ooh, I wonder what happens if you touch a van de graaf generator!
@maple *brushes the maple for ultra-fluff*
@tobi "by far the worst of these groups are those who claim to be sea creatures, they have conducted such horrific acts as saying "happy holidays" in december"
@tobi "they take the names of animals, each species indicating which horrific acts they've done to god fearing american families"
Just had a thought, it's going to be fucking hilarious when Fox News finds out about the fediverse
"The website, frequented by far left antifa supersoldiers, invites users to send messages about "toots" and "slime", with some calling for grass to be flung into volcanoes with catapults"
667, the fax number of the beast
which bastard first thought "ooh, brass would be a good decorative thing in here"?
takes bloody ages to polish
@jk "twenty hundred and..."
@maple *beepy songs and giggling is heard throughout the delta quadrant*
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
