Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

it's like they're trying to be a biker gang but the only bikes they can ride are those balance bicycles you give to toddlers to learn on

Not only are the "proud boys" bad at redacting stuff but this entire document is hilarious

https://www.scribd.com/document/394310661/Proud-Boys-Redacted-Bylaws-Adopted-11-25-2018

Their attempt to be tough by beating in new members is slightly undercut by the fact that they have to name 5 breakfast cereals while doing so

Also there's a bylaw for how often members are allowed to have a wank which is just ridiculous

@noelle I'm not sure what's worse, that idea or the fact that I can definitely see that being a movie that gets made

turns out that he wasn't some adrenaline junkie evangelical, he actually planned that escapade for years

which somehow makes it worse

years of training and learning about the tribe that shoots arrows at anyone who goes near them and he still didn't cotton on to the fact that maybe going there was a bad idea

@maple *unclips the pegs* here you go bun! all done!

@maple *the maple appears from the back of the dry cleaners on one of those carousel things*

For someone who doesn't go outside much, I am endlessly entertained by all the things they come up with for bushcraft/camping type activities

Here's a rain poncho type thingy that's also an inflatable 1 person tent!

https://vimeo.com/299344400

@noelle twitter also gets the trebuchet

@maple now you mention it, yeah, it seems so

bloody brass

right, any marks left on it are "patina" and are meant to be there

@maple actual photo of the maple

@maple soff fluff maple!

ooh, I wonder what happens if you touch a van de graaf generator!

@maple *brushes the maple for ultra-fluff*

@maple FLUFFEH!