Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I think some of our hedgehogs may have forgotten how to walk up a ramp

There are some steps that are a bit too tall for them to get up so we put a ramp in and I just saw one of them take one look at it and (I assume) walk off to take the long way around because they couldn't figure out the ramp

@qdot tell us if it ever reads "heavy, black, and pendulous"

@InspectorCaracal I'm just going to rewatch the original

In the live action remake of Cowboy Bebop, viewers will wish for Spike and Faye to get together, as well Spike and Jet, and Jet and Faye

This has been the shipping forecast

@bortzmeyer I'll allow the variation that 8601 allows, so preferably RFC 3339 profile, but anything within ISO 8601 won't get you yelled at too much

Dates and times should always be in ISO 8601 format

Thus spake the octopus

@hfrazey 🦔 🍗 more like, they're obligate carnivores the cute lil critters

I heard the water dish clinking out there in a manner that I can only understand as "hi octo-fren! could we trouble you for some foods?"

it really is getting dark earlier, I've already got a hedgehog waiting for foods

actual photo of "proud boys" approved transport

it's like they're trying to be a biker gang but the only bikes they can ride are those balance bicycles you give to toddlers to learn on

Not only are the "proud boys" bad at redacting stuff but this entire document is hilarious

https://www.scribd.com/document/394310661/Proud-Boys-Redacted-Bylaws-Adopted-11-25-2018

Their attempt to be tough by beating in new members is slightly undercut by the fact that they have to name 5 breakfast cereals while doing so

Also there's a bylaw for how often members are allowed to have a wank which is just ridiculous

@noelle I'm not sure what's worse, that idea or the fact that I can definitely see that being a movie that gets made

turns out that he wasn't some adrenaline junkie evangelical, he actually planned that escapade for years

which somehow makes it worse

years of training and learning about the tribe that shoots arrows at anyone who goes near them and he still didn't cotton on to the fact that maybe going there was a bad idea

@maple *unclips the pegs* here you go bun! all done!