Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple all the time 🍔

@Taweret@octodon.social ah, joining the church of england are we?

@natalie@masto.ninja sure it's not mauve? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVlegsvX7SM

I can only assume the buyer for asda knew exactly what they were doing when deciding to stock pink, purple, and blue led lights

well, it's december now and my laptop is stunningly bisexual

@maple ooh, that's super good

@natalie@masto.ninja kevin bacon teaches typing

he's not got much on at the moment and needs to cover the mortgage

@natalie@masto.ninja eh, the cis are weird

@natalie@masto.ninja okay, yeah, I really don't understand that

Unless said friend happens to live in the arse end of nowhere and only able to communicate with the wider world by phone line I can't see it

@natalie@masto.ninja very occasionally you can make a phone call in places you can't make a voip call

Can't see that coming up often enough for the cis to insist on it but maybe?

@noelle ah yes, I remember that as about 2 seconds before I fell of it

@maple maple is also a squobit! the bestest best squobit!

this is of course when they're not managing to knock the ramp down

@dumpling@octodon.social I still haven't gotten around to getting anything for that I'm afraid, did manage to get a photo of one after just having knocked the ramp down though