Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@djsundog you are, in fact, your own ass

is "can this be used to deliver weed" the logistics equivalent of the tech world's "can this be used to view porn"?

I installed some electric sockets today and didn't even get shocked!

I'm getting okay at this practical stuff

"NSFW" isn't the best thing to use as a content warning as it's overly broad, being a little more specific is good

Unless you're tooting stuff that would get you in trouble with the Health and Safety Executive, then NSFW covers it nicely

TROUT
TROUT
SWIMMING ABOUT
THESE ARE THE FISH THAT I'M SINGING ABOUT
COME ON
I'M SINGING 'BOUT FISH
COME ON

@Eweish that's the strangest rabbit I've ever seen

@sydneyfalk "so we've got this tech here that only functions if you line it up exactly right and even then it's not a guarantee"
"yep"
"why don't we just use exposed electrical contacts like we've been doing for decades which works and isn't anywhere near as complicated?"
"...shut up"

For people that say "We must secure a future for white children" the alt-right are really doing fuck-all about global warming

Fucking recycle you nazi dickheads

Also die in a fire

Maybe not a fire because of the carbon emissions, die in an ecologically friendly way

While Italian antipasti is all the rage, one should be incredibly careful about handling it in Cornwall

It's a well understood fact that when antipasti and pasty collide they annihilate each other and release a cataclysmic amount of energy

there's a furlongs per fortnite joke somewhere but I can't quite find it

A lot could probably be said about the differences between USA Dennis the Menace and UK Dennis the Menace and what they each say about their respective societies

@sydneyfalk UK Dennis the Menace teams up with deadpool because he already has the colour scheme going

@maple I shall have to make you a little hat out of a heat sink

@noelle yep, that works for me!

eh, maybe open it up to /sam\S*/i

feel free to put as many non-space characters on the end as you like

my name is /sam/i

yep, entirely case insensitive