Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

yeah, they're horcruxes now, but seriously, an old diary, a necklace, a ring, an old trophy, a tiara, and a random snake?

dude was clearing out his junk drawer

Harry Potter and the Wandering Around to Find the Contents of Voldy's Junk Drawer

@gar yes, because I totally see myself in a hamster controlling a giant ball

@Jo yeah, yeah, he's got the horcruxes, but if it takes over a decade for him to regenerate after being killed then popping a cap in his ass gives you a nice long time to track down voldy's junk drawer

@Jo also completely ignored the muggle world

If just one wizard had said to the MoD "hey, we got a wizard hitler type situation here" they could have skipped a lot of effort with just one cruise missile strike

@Jo also all these fuckers running around yelling "EXPELLIARMUS!" and nobody thought it might be an idea to put a wrist lanyard on their magic stick

@Jo and a bunch of teenagers created a live-updating map of where every single person in a castle was and this tech never saw use with anyone except a bunch of kids

@maple ~/maplehaus/bathroom | /dev/null

@maple *makes a comfy little directory structure for maple to live in*

maplehaus
|- bedroom
|- living room
|- bathroom
|- kitchen
|- office

oh wow, Omega are starting to make Caliber 321 movements again

For those who aren't total watch nerds, this is the watch movement that went to the moon inside the Speedmaster chronographs that were used in the Apollo program

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/omega-resumes-production-caliber-321-speedmaster-movement

@Jo I think you mean "Piers "should take a long walk off a short one" Morgan"

@noelle *when you want to get scammed while trying to buy drugs or hire hitmen

this idea is free for anyone to make into a short story/novel/webseries/film/tv show

come the apocalypse people will still want their memes

I forsee many people wandering from town to town with usb drives working as meme traders

swapping lolcats for food to survive in the brave new world

although both could be trusted to argue against proprietarymasons and masonsAsAService

in the times of old the freemasons and opensourcemasons feuded on village bulletin boards

bitcoin is, was, and always will be a bad idea

thus spake the octopus

@maple honk