Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

Okay, I usually don't post april fools things that people have done but these are actually a bit funny

H. Moser et Cie announcing the Venturer Concept Vantablack, the first watch to feature both dial and hands in vantablack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtQvsblafe/?utm_source=ig_embed

And Seiko announcing a new "Senbei dial" Presage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcFRnmLw2E

@noelle @maple I'm in favour of this

"but sam! my code is so clean and beautiful it doesn't need comments!"

YES IT DOES DICKWEED, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT

Apropos of nothing, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT DAMNIT

next time I go to see what some bit of hardware/software is doing and there's no documentation I shall be most miffed

@Jo someone should tell that to whoever writes windows error messages

Special sugar just for witches

@InspectorCaracal @revolverocelot sorry, it's masto

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IT'S ME! 🐙

Drawn by the wonderfully talented @scoots

@wigglytuffitout hm... good question, pretty sure masto hasn't grown any etiquette around that yet

I'd say that putting that you're cis in your bio isn't in any way shape or form necessary but there's also no reason at all that you shouldn't put it in there

So go by your personal preference on if you want it there or not

@maple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg

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it used to be that april fools day jokes were only acceptable before noon on the 1st

of course now we have worldwide communcations systems which mean it goes on ALL FUCKING DAY

ALL FUCKING DAY IS TOO MUCH DAMNIT

@sydneyfalk posting a glowing review on hedgehog yelp

And Tocks really enjoyed having a look around the new porch, came back a load of times!

I think we might have been spotted

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Pretty sure we had 3 different ones come by last night!

@Jo all the hedgehogs came by later in the night when the coast was clear