Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal it's usually in terms of amp hours (Ah)

One of our hedgehogs has apparently heard of the trashtag challenge and has decided to help out

@maple the most important of all the vitamins

@Gargron it's the second already, should have posted it earlier

@Jo I think that's probably standard for not-USA places but I haven't exactly walked around B&Q with a ruler to check

@Jo double check the measurements before using one for spacing, the ones I have around are slightly different (7mm/15mm)

I want a Star Trek TV show that just follows a group of vulcans on a primarily human R&D station along the lines of that tumblr thread on humans as deranged hyper-neophiles

@maple !

Get a friendly roomba to sit on!

BE DJ ROOMBA!

@maple I don't know, I can certainly see They Came from Planet Wavetable-5 going really well into a DJ set

@maple "Alexa, start the party playlist"
"nope, better music" *general mibi starts playing*

@maple ! hide under a table or something and be at a party as Amazon Alexa!

@maple I kinda want a maple-dubbed version of 2001 now

@maple the lost in space robot might be a good one

Marvin from hitchhiker's guide

maybe Data but I'm not sure how that makeup would work out on top of fluff

HAL 9000 if you fancy carrying a wall with a red light on it around all evening

There's always the option of building a Johnny 5 lookalike and uploading yourself to it for the night as well!

@em they always look like they're going to drop their first album

Okay, I usually don't post april fools things that people have done but these are actually a bit funny

H. Moser et Cie announcing the Venturer Concept Vantablack, the first watch to feature both dial and hands in vantablack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvtQvsblafe/?utm_source=ig_embed

And Seiko announcing a new "Senbei dial" Presage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEcFRnmLw2E

@noelle @maple I'm in favour of this

"but sam! my code is so clean and beautiful it doesn't need comments!"

YES IT DOES DICKWEED, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT

Apropos of nothing, DOCUMENT YOUR SHIT DAMNIT

next time I go to see what some bit of hardware/software is doing and there's no documentation I shall be most miffed

@Jo someone should tell that to whoever writes windows error messages

Special sugar just for witches