Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@noelle maybe have something like you have to have the guards be able to see x% of the floorplan otherwise your bosses get suspicious

also, very forward thinking for a museum to hire a triffid as head of security

@maple swatch group is announcing their new releases later on this year but nothing they've got can beat this

@maple best new watch release of 2019

and a headphone jack!

in your face, apple!

@Jo same

I've just come across this thing, the GPD Micro

It's a tiny laptop (6 inch)

More to the point it's a tiny laptop with gigabit ethernet AND RS-232 ports!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-micropc-6-inch-handheld-industry-laptop#/

@maple springus has sprungus

you can tell from the fungus

@cassolotl@queer.party I vote for Alan just for the punning potential

Blade Runner is set just seven months from now

@Gargron between 1994 and 2004 there was a Lady Garden which most people were too polite to notice the lewder implications of the name

@sydneyfalk also cranespotting where you look at large machines meant for lifting stuff

@anthonydavis "got a phone charger?"
"no, an apple one"
"no, a cardasian apple one"
"no, the 4th gen"

@maple *gentle prod* SOFFFFFF

@mplouffe@scholar.social I'd vastly prefer flying as luggage than as a passenger of either airline

@mplouffe@scholar.social slightly less bad than ryanair

@InspectorCaracal "every last amp" would work I think

it uses standard SI prefixes so feel free to use those with it, like "every last milliamp" might give it some more emphasis