Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple dashcon was bad but fyre had actual disaster relief tents

I once came across a bottle of satan's own egg and brandy liqueur

it was the devil's advocaat

for context, this Project EUNOMIA thing

which is an incredibly sinister name if you think about it regardless of any links to anything

Did Eugen not notice the amount of stick we gave gibson for merely talking to the cops or did he think collaborating on a research project carried out on behalf of a government by a firm that's previously done projects with the UK MoD is a completely different thing?

@Gargron @gcupc@glitch.social @tbm Trilateral Research

https://trilateralresearch.co.uk/project/eunomia/

@Gargron @gcupc@glitch.social @tbm It's being conducted by a firm with links to the UK MoD

(source: their own website, in the "clients and partners" section)

@maple we must invent better cooling systems for the squobit

just imagine, all the communist furries in one big uwunion

@gazelle and top thing on the list of "nice things to do for/with your partner" is apparently "empty the dishwasher"

there's no hope for the species

@noelle maybe have something like you have to have the guards be able to see x% of the floorplan otherwise your bosses get suspicious

also, very forward thinking for a museum to hire a triffid as head of security

@maple swatch group is announcing their new releases later on this year but nothing they've got can beat this

@maple best new watch release of 2019

and a headphone jack!

in your face, apple!

@Jo same

I've just come across this thing, the GPD Micro

It's a tiny laptop (6 inch)

More to the point it's a tiny laptop with gigabit ethernet AND RS-232 ports!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/gpd-micropc-6-inch-handheld-industry-laptop#/

@maple springus has sprungus

you can tell from the fungus

@cassolotl@queer.party I vote for Alan just for the punning potential