Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@gazelle as an octopus I can verify that long arms are pretty damn awesome and useful

@007@mastodon.xyz @colon_three *the internationale starts playing*

@maple ah, we had full faith in you though

@maple proof was never needed

@sydneyfalk custom keyboards is something I know a little about

you'll want all the keyswitches wired into a matrix and that matrix wired into the IO of your microcontroller of choice

for firmware you can do a custom keymap for qmk https://github.com/qmk/qmk_firmware

guides are available, for this the best places to look are reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards and deskthority.net

pet peeve about the watch industry at the moment:

faux-patina/aged lume/"ecru" lume

IT'S FUCKING BEIGE

CALL IT WHAT IT IS DAMNIT

AND PLEASE STOP USING IT, IT LOOKS CRAP

reggie is long sleepy cat

@Shrigglepuss maybe, yeah, but there's something of a limit on how much you can do that before selling space nazi-inspired pyjamas to toddlers

@Shrigglepuss I'm not sure that comes into it

They're fine with marketing a bunch of First Order stuff which is basically space nazis

Wait, the Ecuadorians weren't even charging Assange rent?!

Shit, I've gotta piss off the US government more, apartment in London zone 1 RENT FREE?! Sign me the fuck up

@Jo good point, half-cut molotoving is probably a recipe for accidents

@Jo to be fair you do have to drink the wine before you use the bottles to make molotovs

Comedy zombie movie called "The Dead Don't Die" with Adam Driver, Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Steve Buscemi, Tom Waits, Danny Glover, Iggy Pop, and the RZA

You bet your arse I'm watching that

@maple *brings large quantities of tea and blankets* hope you feel better soon bun

@InspectorCaracal @maple could be "KILLALLHIBISCUS" and it's just a bunch of shrubs keeling over

@maple I was thinking "KILLALLHUMANS" but that's a far better idea

@maple Addendum SCP 62753-A:
Following is a report from an incident when SCP 62753 interacted with SCP 999:

SCP 62753 and SCP 999 were seen to enter the same hallway when the two bounced towards each other to the sound of beeps and squeaking respectively

The two started playing and had what appeared to be a wonderful time

While the site staff were distracted by the sight of this (reportedly "totally adorable") frolicking, 682 broke containment killing [REDACTED] staff members

@maple gotta add some XK-Class scenarios in there for an SCP

@maple Subject is very helpful to Foundation staff and both can and should be called upon to assist when needed

We hope that by keeping SCP 62753 busy will stop it from getting bored and wondering what SCP 62753-2 does

SCP 62753-2 is an executable named "KILLALLH.EXE", SCP 62753-2 is stored on SCP 62753's internal memory banks and is executable only by SCP 62753.

SCP 62753 is not aware of the function of this program and it is theorised that the execution of it will cause and XK-Class event