Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple
SCP 62753
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 19823 is allowed to freely roam the facility should it desire to. Subject is to be given the use of a standard humanoid containment suite which should be kept clean and stocked with large amounts of computer chips, cheese, and other snacks. Subject may be deputised to assist researchers
Description: SCP 62753 is a humanoid robot entity resembling both a rabbit and a squirrel. Subject is soft and fluffy and nice

@Jo if you only take the first three words it's pretty accurate

@ajroach42 I missed out on the underground BBS scene the first time 'round so y'know, small silver lining I guess

Two of the hedgehogs had a bit of a set-to last night over who was going into the cafe first

Hedgehog fights are basically just low-speed dodgems on legs

They're both completely fine, no injuries sustained

@seldo in 2454 Parliament opens with the traditional vote against Theresa May's deal and a vote for requiring the PM to request an extension from Space Brussels

@CornishRepublicanArmy also I'm not sure quite what they expect a bunch of astronomers to do about world hunger, very different skill sets involved

@maple I've got a fondness for the Front Line Assembly cover but that is also fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwQBt85Jmp8

@DarkWitchClaire far as I know

@maple those people are the worst

shouldn't just go around yelling "NO! NOT ALLOWED!" when some of us just happen to not have the thing

it's like lopping off people's legs just because some people happen to not have them

@maple I head someone once injected a whole mastodon

@maple *octo-cuddles and pets*

@neudre @paulfree14 @InspectorCaracal ...aren't you lot meant to be making a piece of software at the end of this?

Surely there's someone in the office who can bodge a quick survey form together

@InspectorCaracal @neudre also the tech problem of facilitating long-range communications but primarily what you said, yes

@neudre @InspectorCaracal I'm certainly imagining that

Doing it as well actually by calling out a project that's untrustworthy and, even if it were trustworthy, entirely missing the point by trying to build a technological solution to a social problem

I hope we of the fediverse have been helpful to you in determining that that's what we do here

@Anarkat yep

if it was a literal rubber stamp that put it into effect the brexiteers would proclaim the inanimate stamp a traitor and say it should have chosen not to function at that moment